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Humor is genetic

• *Dad is holding onto a case of cookies that were given to him*
• Dad: This is all mine! Now, let's give this a try. *bites into one* mmmmm...
• Me: I hope they taste bad! Not even sharing with your children!
• Dad: They taste like Mrs. Fields...
• Me: Psssh... >:C
• Dad: Mrs. Field's ARMPITS!
• Me: WHAT.
• Dad: That's why they're wrinkly and brown HAHA!
• Me: LOL
• Dad: I'm kidding, they're really good
• Me: |:C