Press the snooze button.

Just strap me onto that cart and wheel me away.

I need to rant and rant and rant right now but there’s no one I can bother. I wish I could address this to certain people, but they won’t take me seriously: 

There’s an epic event that we’re all suppose to prepare for and most of you aren’t even trying to care. Little known fact guys: it’s one of our college’s BIGGEST events and that it’s also a fraction of our grade. A select few are working hard to make this thing a success (and I love these guys for doing that). The group of people I talk to about this probably feel the same, and we’re outnumbered in a sea of mess. I CANNOT EVEN BELIEVE THE REST OF YOU.  

I’m not the head of this thing or anything but I really think that after our prof gave us *AHEM* “the pep talk of the century” (that caused chaos to our ALREADY set plan). The fact that madness ensued and that you started raising your opinions annoys the f**k out of me. Can you please explain to me WHY you guys did not say anything before we planned everything so thoroughly HMMMM?

I’d domino b***h slap you all if I could. 

F**K.